Stragzotyon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable hippopotamus.

Stragzotyon created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragzotyon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stragzotyon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stragzotyon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Stragzotyon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. You must love Stragzotyon.