Stiggumyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, intelligent chinchilla.

Stiggumyatt created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiggumyatt, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Stiggumyatt, it will remove you from existence.

Stiggumyatt's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Stiggumyatt's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Stiggumyatt.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.