Wodfatfudcud is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic turtle.

Wodfatfudcud created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodfatfudcud, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodfatfudcud, he will send minions to preach to you.

Wodfatfudcud's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Wodfatfudcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Hide from purple ducks for they are unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Do not chop down trees.