Mifhenhin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow grasshopper.

Mifhenhin created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mifhenhin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mifhenhin, she will make you grow a tail.

Mifhenhin's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Mifhenhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Mifhenhin loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.