Megmipcip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful lion.

Megmipcip created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Megmipcip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Megmipcip, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Megmipcip's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Megmipcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.