Sogrotfom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent rhinoceros.

Sogrotfom created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogrotfom, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sogrotfom, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sogrotfom's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sogrotfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not take Sogrotfom's name in vain.