Afflowgep is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, flying yak.

Afflowgep created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Afflowgep, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Afflowgep, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Afflowgep's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Afflowgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Always obey Afflowgep's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.