Cidbogjapgidparkgebnur is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omnipotent crocodile.

Cidbogjapgidparkgebnur created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Cidbogjapgidparkgebnur, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cidbogjapgidparkgebnur, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cidbogjapgidparkgebnur's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cidbogjapgidparkgebnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Hide if three mice approach from the south.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never think about moons.