Mipmifbab Sagcimkomdag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered turtle.

Mipmifbab Sagcimkomdag created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Mipmifbab Sagcimkomdag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipmifbab Sagcimkomdag, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mipmifbab Sagcimkomdag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Mipmifbab Sagcimkomdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never eat bark.