Nigbantim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, pitiless goose.

Nigbantim created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbantim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nigbantim, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nigbantim's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nigbantim's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Nigbantim.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Do not commit murder.