Mobpogmatbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, happy centipede.

Mobpogmatbarn created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mobpogmatbarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mobpogmatbarn, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Mobpogmatbarn's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Mobpogmatbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mobpogmatbarn.

2. Do not take Mobpogmatbarn's name in vain.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. You must pray to Mobpogmatbarn three times a day.

5. Never pour water over plants.