Nellistgud is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy wombat.

Nellistgud created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nellistgud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nellistgud, it will destroy your home planet.

Nellistgud's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Nellistgud's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Nellistgud.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never look at comets.