Fitmumnat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful human.

Fitmumnat created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitmumnat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fitmumnat, it will turn you into a mole.

Fitmumnat's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fitmumnat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Do not chop down trees.