Paghimjab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, moody dragon.

Paghimjab created bats seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Paghimjab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Paghimjab, he will turn you into a worm.

Paghimjab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Paghimjab's Holy Commandments

1. Paghimjab loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear orange coats.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Paghimjab in the centre of the settlement.