Bogmip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, caring lion.

Bogmip created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Bogmip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bogmip, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bogmip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bogmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never jump in the presence of eagles.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.