Cimgedgub Lidzagbass is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, tranquil salamander.

Cimgedgub Lidzagbass created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimgedgub Lidzagbass, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cimgedgub Lidzagbass, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cimgedgub Lidzagbass' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cimgedgub Lidzagbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Never wear white rings.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Worship no other gods but Cimgedgub Lidzagbass.