Rattunnartgon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, competent dragonfly.

Rattunnartgon created tapeworms eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rattunnartgon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rattunnartgon, he will remove you from existence.

Rattunnartgon's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Rattunnartgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. You must pray to Rattunnartgon three times a day.

4. Rattunnartgon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.