Cenbappib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, all-powerful gorilla.

Cenbappib created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cenbappib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cenbappib, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cenbappib's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cenbappib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never think ill of sick tortoises.