Bimdondim Bepyikrill Vonkxuckarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable naga.

Bimdondim Bepyikrill Vonkxuckarn created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bimdondim Bepyikrill Vonkxuckarn, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bimdondim Bepyikrill Vonkxuckarn, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bimdondim Bepyikrill Vonkxuckarn's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bimdondim Bepyikrill Vonkxuckarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured rats.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away if eight tortoises approach from the west.

4. Put Bimdondim Bepyikrill Vonkxuckarn first in all things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.