Stikfasvagkemyikdim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, astonishing dragon.

Stikfasvagkemyikdim created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Stikfasvagkemyikdim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Stikfasvagkemyikdim, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Stikfasvagkemyikdim's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Stikfasvagkemyikdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Never think about dark energy near nematodes while wearing purple stockings and balancing four lead spheres on your feet.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Stikfasvagkemyikdim on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.