Rilcebkim is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless faun.

Rilcebkim created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilcebkim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rilcebkim, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rilcebkim's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rilcebkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the south.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.