Nullargfig is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, annoying warg.

Nullargfig created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullargfig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nullargfig, it will turn you into a slug.

Nullargfig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nullargfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to dogs while wearing shirts.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.