Shavlipkip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying dog.

Shavlipkip created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavlipkip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Shavlipkip, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Shavlipkip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Shavlipkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck orange.

2. Run away from fawn badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt ants.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never eat rice.