Latcatlan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, slow cat.

Latcatlan created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latcatlan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Latcatlan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Latcatlan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Latcatlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Latcatlan in the centre of the settlement.