Pagmityik is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, overgenerous naga.

Pagmityik created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Pagmityik, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pagmityik, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pagmityik's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Pagmityik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help sick grasshopers.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.