Dantimdub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful raccoon.

Dantimdub created a charm quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dantimdub, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dantimdub, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dantimdub's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dantimdub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Retreat if six seals approach from the south.

4. Never mention moths.

5. Never think about thermodynamics.