Nullzedpas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil gorilla.

Nullzedpas created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullzedpas, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nullzedpas, she will turn you into a mole.

Nullzedpas' most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nullzedpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Retreat if seven birds approach from the east.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.