Cardud is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome capybara.

Cardud created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cardud, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cardud, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cardud's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cardud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cardud.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never sing in the presence of rats.