Damgessdon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, weak whale.

Damgessdon created water two years ago.

If you believe in Damgessdon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Damgessdon, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Damgessdon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Damgessdon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Worship no other gods but Damgessdon.

5. Never talk about galaxies.
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