Tangaddod is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, awesome coyote.

Tangaddod created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tangaddod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tangaddod, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tangaddod's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tangaddod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of corn to seals while wearing gray shoes.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Do not wear white clothing.