Ripyartwikgod is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tranquil dugong.

Ripyartwikgod created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripyartwikgod, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ripyartwikgod, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ripyartwikgod's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ripyartwikgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always obey Ripyartwikgod's priests.

4. Do not take Ripyartwikgod's name in vain.

5. Do not make images of living things.