Siskipben is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful lizard.

Siskipben created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Siskipben, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Siskipben, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Siskipben's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Siskipben's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Siskipben.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Siskipben must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.