Hanbogcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, fast weasel.

Hanbogcuss created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanbogcuss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hanbogcuss, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hanbogcuss' most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hanbogcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide from mauve pigs for they are unholy.

3. Never think about dark matter near goats while wearing black boots and balancing eight silicon spheres on your hands.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.