Fubvenlin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, confident goat.

Fubvenlin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fubvenlin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fubvenlin, she will destroy your home planet.

Fubvenlin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fubvenlin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear black stockings.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near foxes while wearing green dresses and balancing three silver spheres on your head.