Weequimpodfeb Lippodtad Dindogshav is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet dolphin.

Weequimpodfeb Lippodtad Dindogshav created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weequimpodfeb Lippodtad Dindogshav, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Weequimpodfeb Lippodtad Dindogshav, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Weequimpodfeb Lippodtad Dindogshav's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Weequimpodfeb Lippodtad Dindogshav's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Weequimpodfeb Lippodtad Dindogshav in the centre of the settlement.