Labdapgof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, witty seal.

Labdapgof created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labdapgof, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Labdapgof, it will manifest in front of you.

Labdapgof's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Labdapgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not shave your feet.