Davwathak is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured lizard.

Davwathak created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Davwathak, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Davwathak, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Davwathak's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Davwathak's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near ants while wearing orange trousers and balancing seven copper spheres on your face.

5. Never talk about fire.