Bushigwip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty troll.

Bushigwip created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bushigwip, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bushigwip, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bushigwip's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bushigwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help voles in need.
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