Sabbassgun Didhughit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, tiresome bird.

Sabbassgun Didhughit created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabbassgun Didhughit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sabbassgun Didhughit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sabbassgun Didhughit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sabbassgun Didhughit's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back violet.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not eat nuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not make images of living things.