Bidlinpog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing finch.

Bidlinpog created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bidlinpog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bidlinpog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bidlinpog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bidlinpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never feed lemons to pigs while wearing purple ear rings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.