Lunstik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witless dugong.

Lunstik created the Sun six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunstik, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lunstik, he will ignore you.

Lunstik's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lunstik's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to tapirs while wearing kilts.

2. Hide if eight cats approach from the east.

3. Never think ill of sick badgers.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Never pour water over plants.