Hivxem is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, flying ferret.

Hivxem created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivxem, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hivxem, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hivxem's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hivxem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Hivxem in the centre of the settlement.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill doves.