Cissgum is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome
guinea pig.
Cissgum created a bottom quark two million years ago.
If you believe in
Cissgum, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cissgum, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Cissgum's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.
Cissgum's Holy Commandments1. Never chant in holy places.
2. Always look after injured manatees.
3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing fawn ear rings.
4. Do not eat turnips.
5. Never wear black stockings.