Stiprillstig is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able
mole.
Stiprillstig created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stiprillstig, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Stiprillstig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Stiprillstig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Stiprillstig's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never think about nucleic acids.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Always help monkeys.