Litnartstan Bagarptarg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered hippopotamus.

Litnartstan Bagarptarg created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litnartstan Bagarptarg, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Litnartstan Bagarptarg, she will turn you into a mouse.

Litnartstan Bagarptarg's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Litnartstan Bagarptarg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Litnartstan Bagarptarg seven times a day.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near pigs while wearing green corsets and balancing three copper spheres on your arms.