Jangumpid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered hyena.

Jangumpid created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Jangumpid, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jangumpid, he will make you grow a tail.

Jangumpid's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Jangumpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Jangumpid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always help goats in need.