Cipceptun is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sapient troll.

Cipceptun created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipceptun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cipceptun, it will curse you with boils.

Cipceptun's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Cipceptun's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never hurt great tits.