Talliprag Hakranben is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sapient guinea pig.

Talliprag Hakranben created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talliprag Hakranben, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Talliprag Hakranben, it will ignore you.

Talliprag Hakranben's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Talliprag Hakranben's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.