Dussyarthap is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, benevolent
jaguar.
Dussyarthap created energy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dussyarthap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Dussyarthap, she will remove you from existence.
Dussyarthap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Dussyarthap's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Dussyarthap.
2. Never talk about comets.
3. Never feed aubergines to ducks while wearing pink shoes.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not stand on grass.