Mandisslun is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless
finch.
Mandisslun created a charm quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Mandisslun, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Mandisslun, he will turn you into a puffin.
Mandisslun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Mandisslun's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Always treat snails with great respect.
3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.
4. You must love Mandisslun.
5. Never go into brown rooms.