Mandisslun is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless finch.

Mandisslun created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Mandisslun, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mandisslun, he will turn you into a puffin.

Mandisslun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Mandisslun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. You must love Mandisslun.

5. Never go into brown rooms.